List Your Experience Below:

With the threat of independence looming on my horizons, money has become one of my main concerns. And, unfortunately, I need money roughly translates into I need a job: the one statement that has led me on a seemingly hopeless quest through classified ads and internet sites.

But today, there's been a breakthrough, and the stars have aligned! The Five Stars, that is. Some "Five Star Food Company" near my house is looking for employees. Pick me, pick me! In the joy of the moment, I swiftly printed out a copy of the application and hurried to fill in the blanks. But one small set of instructions stopped the frenzy short:

List your experience below.

Oh. That's right. Let me just scribble in a big fat "NONE".

But I am a woman on a mission. I have 93 goals and 943 days left. And by God, I will cross of this goal if it's the last thing I do.

Or, at least, I'll try...