Feeding A Hundred

"If you can't feed a hundred people, then just feed one." -Mother Teresa

Next to Thanksgiving, Christmas is the time of year when people seem to gorge themselves the most. Ham, apple cider, gingerbread, fruitcake, eggnog, candy canes, cranberry sauce, stuffing, nuts, custard, pie... Is your mouth watering yet? The holiday season seems to be the time to eat, and as Christmas Eve approaches, I'll be spending less time on the internet and more time in the kitchen. But not everyone is so lucky as to gorge themselves on my sugar-tabasco pickles or sweet potato souffle.

In fact, there are about 852 million people in the world this Christmas who will go hungry. 852 million. You and I cannot possibly feed 852 million people... But the World Food Program can. Or at least, they can try.

If you want to join me in helping the WFP feed those starving mouths, there is a very simple way to do it: click the title of this post ("Feeding a Hundred") and it should link you to freerice.com's Toolbar Installation page. Or you can simply click here: http://freerice.com/toolbar.php?utm_source=lp_banner Downloading this toolbar is free and easy, and for every five searches you run, freerice.com sponsors donate 2,500 grains of rice to hungry people; it takes almost no time and very little effort.

Of course, through the toolbar, you can only donate up to 5,000 grains a day. If you're interested in contributing more, or just don't want another toolbar cluttering up your internet page, you can spend a little more time earning rice by playing the games at freerice.com. There, you donate as much rice as you want by submitting correct answers as you are quizzed on subjects of your choice. Improve your English grammar or vocabulary; learn some Italian, Spanish, French or German words; test your knowledge of geography, basic math, or the periodic table. You can even learn some famous paintings while you're at it.

I've made it a habit to "waste" extra time on the Internet on freerice.com when I'm bored rather than playing FarmVille or browsing bumper stickers on Facebook. If I'm at a loss for something to do, I just head over to Free Rice and start accumulating grains. For me, it's more than reaching some goal before my deadline's up; it's about making the lives of others easier to live, in any small way that I can.

So, Merry Christmas, everyone! Enjoy your holiday meals-- and, maybe, I'll see at FreeRice.com?

"I don't think I can explain this in any way that would make my parents believe me..."

Maybe you've never heard of the worldwide treasure hunting phenomenon that is Geocaching. If so, that's okay; I hadn't heard of it either until I began my 101 in 1001 project. In looking for random, fun things to put on my list of 101 goals, I came across geocaching.com and, without any real understanding of how the treasure hunt worked, slapped it on my list as Goal #86.

Last night, my friends and I finally decided to find out what geocaching is really about. We headed to the website and, after reading up on the details, decided to finally try it out for ourselves: at ten o'clock at night, on one of the coldest winter days on record. Four girls and a boyfriend.

So here's the gist: we each brought an object to place into the "cache" that we would make. I brought a ring and a bouncy ball; my friends put in eyeliner, and an oversized stuffed fish that probably shouldn't have been able to fit in such a small container, among other random objects we had found lying around. We closed our cache, which was, by decree of geocaching.com, an airtight, waterproof container. We were then ready to hide our geocache, but that wasn't all we would do: we were also going to find some hidden treasure of our own.

Now, geocaching is set up to work by GPS. The coordinates of each cache is recorded online, and it's cachers jobs to find the containers hidden at each location. When you find it, you can take something out, but you have to put something else in to replace it. Then you put it back in its hiding spot and let some other cacher find it. The key to finding the cache is the GPS coordinates, because while the geocache may be hidden, the GPS lets you know that you're looking in the right spot. Our only problem was that last night, we didn't have a GPS with us.

We ran around for hours in the dark, trekking across busy highways and deserted parks in search of the "sketchy door" where the cache we were finding was supposedly located. We nearly got arrested not once, not twice, but three times as we waved our flashlights into gaping holes in the ground shouting, "Is that the box?" We stopped at green lights and ran from strangers and dashed into oncoming traffic and jammed out to music and made illegal u-turns and waved to hobos and finally, finally found the box. Or rather, film canister.

And it was empty.

All right, fine. Not empty. But all it had was a list of the people's names who had found the box before us. Somehow, we weren't disappointed. We were just happy that we had found our box.

And so as we replaced the canister and hid the geocache of our creation, there was a spirit of triumph in the air. And then my friend Frenchie turned to me and said with a laugh, "I'm sorry my fish was too big."

The Greatest Time of Year

Well, the site has been made over for Christmas! I have time to do that now, since my novel is officially complete! That's right! 50,000 words in only 29 days this time! But I've got to move on to other goals before I get a sunburn basking in this triumph.

Lately, I've been volunteering at Rescue Ranch, a rehabilitation/adoption center for abused horses, in tune with goals #5 and #11. That means dodging the hooves of angry stallions and mucking out empty stalls while I jam out to the country station. Seems like a lot of work for only one volunteer hour a week. But I'll get my 125 hours one way or another.

I've also finally gotten a job, although I don't think it really counts for goal #2. I landed a gig babysitting for two grammar school cheerleaders and their six-year-old little sister. I can't really tell you if that's better or worse than volunteering at the horse shelter, but I do know that it at least pays. Goal #3, here we come...

And with Christmas cheer in the air, I'm getting ready to tackle several goals during the holiday season. I plan on volunteering at the retirement home over Christmas break (#4) and baking some holiday treats for my family and friends (#10 & 15). It's also the time of year for hot chocolate at the barn (#16) and stocking stuffers for my equine friends (#17). And as the presents and Christmas cards go out, I should be able to manage Goal #59 and at least some of Goal #18. Plus, all those presents need bows! (#76) It's also the time of year for spontaneous kindness, and I figure over the two week break that I get from school, I can fit in some Random Acts of Kindness (#83) and inspirational post-it notes (#88) and maybe even some more free rice (#95).

Now, I doubt I'll get to all of these in the 20 days left in the Christmas season or even the week or so that I have off following it, but if I at least get to half of them, I'm in pretty good shape for the New Year. And from there, who knows?

NaNoWriMo Ate My Soul

It's official. I now automatically check my word count on anything I'm writing every fifteen minutes. Like clockwork. Even on school essays.

I don't think I can last much longer. My novel, The Duct Tape Conspiracy, has no plot, and I have ten days to write 25,000 more words. FML. But at least my novel is amusing...

"This waiting game, she didn't like it. What was she supposed to do? Twiddle her thumbs and pretend that nothing had happened? But she had just pulled off the greatest heist in duct tape history! Someone, somewhere out to be talking out it.

Caden let out a frustrated huff. 'I need muffins.'"

"I'm so glad that you're singing softly to yourself. It really makes my ears bleed."

"I dressed up as Mayor Ray Nagin and gave a speech promoting the reinstitution of slavery."

"They're called the TIE DYE Police. ...They're way scarier than they sound, I swear."

"I'm not inviting y'all over anymore if Mr. Glitter keeps ending up in the freezer."

Only Americans would think to feed the world via internet

I decided to devote this morning to Goal #95 Donate 100,000 grains of rice to freerice.com. With a little less than 4,000 grains donated since the beginning of the 1,001 days, I'm sorely behind. But there's still time to complete this goal, and learn somethings while I'm at it.

Let's see what I've picked up today...

1,170 grains of rice

And I learned a something--how awesome of a word is tomfoolery! I think I'll have to incorporate that into my NaNo novel.

And I think that it's the first time I've felt alive

"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."

If I could have it my way, I'd never leave the back of a horse. There's something about the way they move that's indescribable. But it's sensational. It's almost like flying; it sets your soul free.

I love it when I'm jumping my horse and we're soaring through the air and dancing around the turns. The first time you fly over a fence of any decent height, you'll understand. It's empowering. Suddenly, the ground is no limitation to you. All you have is sky, and adrenaline, and this strange sense of peace. The only boundaries you have left to break is how high and how fast you can go.

And today, when I rode, I pushed these boundaries even further.

I didn't think I'd ever gallop until I moved out of the city. Arenas stuck in the middle of suburbia aren't made for galloping. Besides, everyone here is so hunter-focused that speed like that is rarely called for. But jumper lessons are my time to fly, and today, I was finally able to hand-gallop.

My horse is a jumper at heart. I never thought I'd have to kick him at the canter. But one swift kick and we're changing gears, charging forward like a mighty Crusader. Faster, faster; higher, higher. The jumps are raised, and we're rocketing over them, fences that look like mountains to this wide-eyed hunter. The usual 2'3" morphs into 2'6" and glides into 2'9" and suddenly I'm jumping more than half my height, leaping over oxers and through bounces like a ballerina from The Nutcracker. It was graceful and exhilarating all at once.

Sure, I'll soon be back to my hunter turns and pristine posture, but for just that one hour, I was able to melt away my old reality and create a new one: one who flies without wings, and leaps without fear.

So long, Goal #65. It's been a blast.

Aaaand we're back!

Phew. My computer's been struggling with a virus for the past week, but it seems to be pretty much over it now. Thank goodness.

There's been some progress on a few goals, namely:
#7 Volunteer Hours - Worked a school fair (the stuffed animal booth) and dealt with whiny children for three hours and plastered on a smile for my school's open house for five hours, bumping me up to 85 volunteer hours. Only 40 more hours to go... Good Lord.

#11 Cook with something purchased at the Farmer's Market - I made an incredibly delicious caprese salad with freshly picked tomatoes. Delicious. You have to try it.

#13 Bake a tie-dye cake - I didn't realize this was actually a goal in and of itself when I blogged about this a few weeks ago. Turns out, I crossed off a goal.

And, as there are 15 (I think) days until November, I'm focusing solely on NaNoWriMo now.
Novel: The Duct-Tape Conspiracy
Genre: Adventure/Comedy
Characters: 1 (and counting)
Words: 0
Cups of Coffee Drank: 0
Nervous Breakdowns: 0

Let Your Imagination Rain

To me, October is nothing more than a head start into November. And November is the one month of the year when I am truly free to be myself. November, to me, does not mean the New Moon premier, Thanksgiving, or my sister's birthday (sorry, girl!). November means one thing and one thing only: NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month.

I discovered NaNo a few years ago, and the idea of a month dedicated to writing a novel piqued my interest. I was one of those people who always said, "One day, I will write a book". But I'd never finished any short story, let alone a 50,000 word novella. I was also put off by the "No plot? No problem!" slogan adopted by NaNoWriMo. I thought, What's the point of writing a novel with no plot? The things I had read about NaNo were fairly misleading.

But NaNoWriMo is not some structureless "churn out 50,000 random words" kind of thing. It is very much an event where you will get out of it as much as you put in. November 2008 (yes, last year) was my first time participating in National Novel Writing Month. November 2008 was also the start of the biggest journey of my life.

I put my heart and soul into November last year, and The Circular Path, my complete, coherent, first-ever novel, is the least that I got out of it. I went from an insecure, over-critical, dubious girl with one scene in my head to strong, passionate dreamer who has tapped into a well of creativity. NaNoWriMo taught me who I was, not just as a writer, but as a human being. Through NaNo, I discovered the essence of me: the core of my fears, the heart of my longings, the source of my passions. I began to see the person that I was, the person that I am, and the person that I want to be.

That journey- the journey of disovering me- is far from over. In fact, it's going to restart again, more vigorous than ever, in just 27 days. Just being on the NaNoWriMo homepage fills me with a sense of peace, of pride, of invincibility. It fills me with the sense of being me.

All hail the thirty days and thirty nights of literary abandon.

Blend Up That Rainbow Above You, And Shoot It Through Your Veins

So in my quest for new recipes, I stumbled across a recipe for "Rainbow Cake". Or "Tie Dye Cake". It can go either way. I've tried this recipe out twice now, once for cake and once for cupcakes. The cake was more tie-dyed, but the cupcakes were definitely rainbow. I guess it just depends on how you pour the batter.


The recipe's really simply, but it makes really fun, impressive cakes. And it's definitely a guaranteed way to brighten up someone's day.

This speaks for itself.

And we sing, sing, sing

It was the simply amazing abstract cover art that first drew me to the Silversun Pickups' newest album, Swoon.

I was lost in the mountains of music that make up Barnes & Noble's audio section, listening to CDs at random. A little bit of celtic here, some showtunes there. I even stumbled upon Disney's Wall-E soundtrack. But nothing caught my interest quite like Swoon.

I've never seen a more perfectly named CD. It was love at first listen: they had me hooked at "There's No Secrets This Year". Each audio clip, from "The Royal We" to "Surrounded (Or Spiraling)", was stunning. The music, the lyrics, the vocals-- triumphant!

To paraphrase the band themselves, this album is enough to make you sing, fight, and even cry.

French Phrase of the Week #3

C'est juste un ami.

He's just a friend.

Call in the troops. It's time to regroup.

Okay. What is it, like Day 71? And I have crossed seven things of my list? Mathematically, it's a good rate. But I know if I don't pick up the pace soon, I'm going to fall flat on my face for entire web to see. And I would definitely rather not do that. So it's time I re-examined my list. Refresh, rework, refine: this is my motto.

Work/Money/Volunteering
Hmm. These all seem fairly possible. Granted, I'm having a little trouble in the job department, and by God, how difficult can it be to arrange to volunteer at an equine rescue center? But everything at least seems doable. And I still want to accomplish all of these goals.

Food/Cooking
What with cooking class, the 50 new recipes shouldn't be THAT hard. But Goal #13? I think I'll edit that one. After all, I rarely eat fast food, so it's not that much of a stretch. Instead, how about I bake a tie-dye cake? Now that, that is a goal I want. And the rest of the goals? They look good. I just need to remember them. I'm cooking at least once a week now, though, so I should start crossing things off soon enough.

Friends/Family
Okay, I think this section needs to most work. Goal #21, for example, has to go. I don't want to have a pizza party. That's silly. Why is it there? And Goal #22... Well, aren't half the parties I have on this list themed parties? And Goal #29- All I can say is: Why is that on here? It shouldn't be here. I don't like it. How about I replace Goal #21 with something I'd actually like to do- something like go on a Scavenger Hunt. And Goal #22 can be something challenging, creative, and social- like writing to a French pen pal. And Goal #29 can be the much-anticipated, but never actually planned trip to Florida that my friends have been talking about for the past year. Sadly enough, though, I seem to be overlooking a bunch of these goals. Why can't I remember my friends and family? That's awful.

Self Improvement/Personal
This is a more difficult section. I'm not changing much, though, because I honestly want to do all these things. They're just not going to be very easy. However, there is one I want to change. Goal #46, the private one, is no longer a dream of mine. So how about I read nonfiction books instead? That's self-improvement if I've ever heard it. As for the French phrases... I've already blown it. But let's just see how many I can get done in my remaining 929 days.

Horses/Riding
As always, I know my stuff when it comes to being an equestrian. All of these goals are challenging, and all of them are things I want/need to accomplish. In fact, I have a plan for nearly every one of these goals. So far, this is the most promising section.

Creativity and the Like
Everything's all in order here. And again, I only need to scratch one: #76. The list is basically the same exact thing as Wreck This Journal. And I'm already doing Wreck This Journal, so the list would be redundant. Instead, how about I throw my handmade bows into the mix?

Random Fun Stuff
My favorite section. :) I need to get cracking on a few of these things, because they're going to take a while.

List Your Experience Below:

With the threat of independence looming on my horizons, money has become one of my main concerns. And, unfortunately, I need money roughly translates into I need a job: the one statement that has led me on a seemingly hopeless quest through classified ads and internet sites.

But today, there's been a breakthrough, and the stars have aligned! The Five Stars, that is. Some "Five Star Food Company" near my house is looking for employees. Pick me, pick me! In the joy of the moment, I swiftly printed out a copy of the application and hurried to fill in the blanks. But one small set of instructions stopped the frenzy short:

List your experience below.

Oh. That's right. Let me just scribble in a big fat "NONE".

But I am a woman on a mission. I have 93 goals and 943 days left. And by God, I will cross of this goal if it's the last thing I do.

Or, at least, I'll try...

Ask me about my novel.

Because it's finished!

No, I am not kidding. This time last week, I was sailing through the last few chapters of The Circular Path. It's a novel of epic proportions. 40 chapters, plus a prologue and epilogue. It's 180 Microsoft Word pages long (anywhere between 300 and 450 book-sized pages). I even wrote a synopsis: that's how good I am.

I have officially finished writing my first novel. Not novella, not novelette. A full-scale, fully complete novel. Which makes me a novelist. Yay.

I haven't written a word this week. In fact, sitting down to write this blog was the only bit of real writing I've done since finishing The Circular Path. Oh sure, I'm going to pick back up with the writing prompts on Monday. But for now? I think I'll just enjoy sailing on this cloud of fulfilled creativity.

Day 50

Oh, wow, it's been a hectic month.

I did manage to cross numbers 55 and 56 off my list by that bareback day with my friends. It was better than I imagined, but I doubt I'll be doing that again anytime soon.

Other than that, I've been a little slow on the 101 list. Maybe things will calm down some and I'll have more of a chance to get things done.

26 Things

Oh, wow - so I totally missed that the 26 Things photo project started this month! I'll be getting started a little late. But that's okay, I can play catch-up.

1. Couple
2. Slope
3. Plate
4. Going places
5. Scrambled
6. In the distance
7. Underneath
8. Bright
9. 11pm
10. Today
11. Everyday
12. Resemble
13. Childhood memory
14. In the water
15. Flower
16. Button
17. Heritage
18. Glow
19. Clock
20. Closed
21. Smile
22. Back
23. Plastic
24. Handle
25. In my fridge
26. Looking back at me

There's light at the end of The Path

November 1, 2008 - I start working on my manuscript. I have no plot, no characters - nothing more than a single scene in my head. And it is a very, very short scene. A scenette.

November 30, 2008 - Thanks in part to Chris Baty, my "novella" is 50,000 words closer to being complete.

January 2009 - After a month's break (much needed after thirty days of hardcore writing), I start working on my manuscript again. I realize there's no way it's going to be finished anytime soon.

March 2009 - The manuscript is christened The Circular Path.

May 2009 - The Circular Path hits novel proportions. I'm hopelessly far from finishing. I actually just hit the halfway mark, if I'm being honest.

August 8, 2009 - Over 85,000 words. Over twenty-three chapters. Approximately 147 pages.

And guess what? I'm really and truly ALMOST FINISHED! Hallelujah, and praise the Lord!

Three Birds, One Stone

Sometime next week my friends and I are all heading out to the barn for an afternoon of fun on horseback. Four of us are taking a two hour chunk out of the day, bridling up our geldings, and getting out into the arena for some friendly competition.

When you're constantly jumping the same old fences for months on end, there comes a time when deriving new courses around the arena just doesn't cut it. You want to mix it up; and if you're just crazy enough, you're going to want to mix it up bareback.

Now, I've never personally understood the allure of riding bareback. I get the poetry of (dare I use the same phrase two posts in a row?) going au naturale. In theory, the less standing in the way of you and your horse the better. But in practice? To a rider accustomed to saddles, the process is jarring, and sometimes painful. Something akin to sitting on the wing of an airplane that's making its way through turbulence.

But I'm curious to see if, with some more practice, it becomes just as addicting as people say.

So what, pray tell, are we doing next week? I have only two words: Bareback. Relays.

No, you did not read that wrong. We, the hunter/jumpers-in-training, are going to break into teams and attempt all sorts of humiliating relays on horses without pommels or stirrups to help us catch our balance. It's going to be two hours of non-stop mounting and dismounting, speedy transitions, and sharp turns - plus a race to the finish line. I, for one, can promise you that I'm going to fall off. At least once. Maybe more.

And in preparation for the Day of Ultimate Humiliation, I'm training how? Not by going to the gym or jogging in the park. Oh, no. I am going to be spending the next few days on Wii Fit, playing balance games and exercising my leg and core muscles. And I'm going to pick up those Crazy 8 Calf Exercises my gymnist friend swears by.

Six days and counting. Lets see how this goes.

Okay, I take it back.

I mean, at this point, it doesn't even sound easy.

Let me introduce you to Goal #44: Visit the local zine stand. Simple enough, right? Not at all anywhere near as difficult as some of the other goals - learn poker, finish my novel, get a job. These goals sound like they involve some work, some effort; but visit a zine stand? Not so much. It's just something I've been meaning to do, but, well, just haven't. I put it on the list less to challenge myself and more to actually get it done.

So yesterday I went shopping at this street market. It was a beautiful day, if not slightly hot, and I was wearing a loose little summer dress and a big flower necklace. I went au naturale as far as makeup was concerned, just a light base. Anything else would have sweat off.

As I was browsing the vendors, I realized that the one and only local zine stand was right around the corner. What better time to cross off that goal? So I get in the car and go.

I turn onto the street where the stand is, and I immediately realize that something's up. All of a sudden, I'm in a particularly run-down neighborhood, and one word is flashing through my mind. SKETCHY SKETCHY SKETCHY!

But I hold faith. Never judge a book by its cover, after all. And I go slowly past the decrepit old building, trying to peer in. And then I see the people hanging around inside... And the skull on the door... And numerous other warning signs.

So there's me, in the Camry, in all of my 5'2", baby fat, floral dress glory in front of the sign proclaiming "Derailed: Zines and Magazines", or something along those lines. And inside are people with piercings, in skinny jeans (despite the fact that its August for God's sake and I doubt the place has air-condition) and doing God knows what.

Okay, I think. Definitely the wrong day to wear floral.

Mission aborted.

But only for now. After all, I have no problem going into places like that - if I know what I'm getting into before I go. So I guess I'll have to slip on the skinny jeans, some shades, and a plain black tee and try again.

Goal #44, I am not giving up on you!

What's up with all the pictures?

I've been dying to go to an art gallery showing ever since I thought to add goal #77 to my list. And while I was thinking more along the lines of a painting studio, I suppose my excursion last night counts.

You see, last night I headed out to a housewarming party, of sorts, for a photography studio. I thought to myself, 'Photographers. I have to look good.' And I spent nearly an hour getting ready. White dress. Silver Steve Madden sandals. Green Kate Landry clutch. Throw on some makeup, fix my hair...

I get there in a pretty good mood. I say hello to the photographer and his wife. I even meet his daughter.

And then I venture into the studio... and get lost in a throng of fifty-year-old drunken women towing their husbands around like inexperienced truck drivers.

Small studio, huge crowd. Apparently this was one popular photographer.

The amount and variety of people there were both staggering, and, novelist that I am, I couldn't help sitting back and observing not the art, but the people. A woman with a thick accent trying to first locate and then maneuver her way to the bathroom. A couple clearly gossiping about a small group of people laughing in the corner. A few lone husbands, bored out of their minds, banding together to entertain themselves.

It was interesting bunch, and I was surprised to find out that the 'gallery showing' was not so much about the pictures, but about the society. In all of the hubbub, I may have been one of the few people to walk around and actually look at the photographs. Almost everyone else seemed more interested in setting up lunch dates, and bragging about their families, and hitting up the open bar.

So much for patronizing the arts.

Curiouser and curiouser...

She was looking about for some way of escape, and wondering whether she could get away without being seen, when she noticed a curious appearance in the air: it puzzled her very much at first, but after watching it a minute or two she made it out to be a grin, and she said to herself "It's the Cheshire-Cat: now I shall have somebody to talk to."

The preceding is, of course, an excerpt from Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Wonderland has always served as inspiration to me - from writing and art to fashion and daydreaming. In fact, I'm pretty obsessed with the place. I've been meaning to do an Alice-inspired pop-art painting since I read the book back in December of last year.

Last night, I was suddenly overcome with the urge to paint. I've had these blank canvases and unopened acrylics hanging about my room all summer, and I finally decided to put them to some use.

The passage I quoted from the book struck me as the perfect inspiration. The appearance of the Cheshire-Cat out of thin air, his infamous grin, and the air of mystery that surrounds him (after all, no one can honestly tell you exactly what a Cheshire-Cat is) - all this made him the perfect subject for my painting.

I finished the background last night, inspired more by the Impressionist movement than anything Andy Warhol did. I loved how it turned out - so much that I regretted having to paint over it this morning. The whimsical colors taken from Disney's interpretation of The Cat, the texture that almost looked like ruffled fur... It was all perfect.

I let it dry and this morning I painted just his grin, which, in the passage, appear before the rest of him. I outlined the smile, gave him teeth. And then called it a wrap. I really like the finished product. I might sell it on Etsy (if anyone will buy it), but then again, I'd love to keep it.

The cat's head began fading away the moment he was gone, and by the time [the King] had come back with the Duchess, it had entirely disappeared.

And On To Etsy

Spent the day checking out Etsy.com shops, contemplating what I'm going to sell... Maybe some fiction, but I feel that's going to be difficult to sell. I might be able to handmake some bows or cook up some dog treats. Those might sell more quickly. As it is, I'm more tempted to buy things than to sell anything. This site might be a problem...

French Phrase of the Week #2

Appelez le SAMU!

Call the ambulance!

July Updates

So I haven't blogged in forever. But I have a good excuse - kind of. Basically, I came down with this awful cold/flu/bronchitis thing and for a couple of days I was absolutely awful. I've been feeling better since then, but not 100%, and I guess since I wasn't actively working on my 101 list, I didn't really know what to write about. But I have a few updates to the list...

3. Save $5,000 - I officially have over $2,000 in the account I'm using for this goal. So, yay!

24. Hang out with Georgeanna at least three times - Georgie and I went to a party last weekend, and we seemed to get along pretty well, which means this goal (and the next) shouldn't be too impossible.

33. Go to Global Wildlife with friends. Whoa, I actually forgot this was a goal. But believe it or not, I have plans to go tomorrow for Kyla's birthday. Funny how that works.

39. See a play or ballet I saw the play White Noise in its dress rehearsal. It's going to Broadway next (with the same actors and everything) and I definitely recommend seeing it. It was AMAZING.

41. Clean my room once a month Going to do this now...

48. Learn a new French phrase every week I missed this one last week because I was so sick, but I'm going to catch up on that by doing two another week.

Goal #7 - Halfway There

I'm finished volunteering for the summer since the bible camp I was working ended today. Which puts me at seventy volunteer hours.

Hey, I'm halfway finished -- I hope.

Discovering Owl City

75. Find five new bands that I like enough to buy their CDs (1/5)

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I've known about Owl City for a few months now, but it wasn't until last night that I really discovered them. I'm volunteering at a bible camp this week and one of the camp songs reminded me (strangely) of "The Technicolor Phase".

When I finally took the time to listen to this band, I fell head over heels. To quote some iTunes review, listening to Owl City is exactly "like floating on a cloud of happiness". They're definitely my new soundtrack of the summer.

The (Never Ending) Circular Path

66. Completely finish The Circular Path.

So I've been write, write, writing away, trying to finish The Circular Path. Ugh. Is it EVER going to end?! I have my doubts.

But this afternoon I wrote a little piece that I ended up liking. A lot. It's part of one of the last rising actions of the book, but the clip I'm going to give you doesn't give away anything - so if you're reading one of my copies right now, don't worry. Anywho, here it is; I hope you like it.

He would never understand.

He didn't know what it was like to stand at the threshold of wilderness, on the back of a mighty, trembling beast, and to feel, as she did, the evasive, creeping feeling--that shifty, nagging worry that was, in its most distinct form, a subtle fear for her fragile life. Not because of the monster beneath her, but because of herself. Because of her incompetence.

Grace gathered her double reins, clinging to the fistfuls of leather like a lifeline, and allowed the animal to take one slow step onto the circular path.

Week One, Day Eight (Is That Possible?)

When I originally decided on goal #19: Give each of my 8 closest friends birthday presents they'll love, I assumed it would be something achieved in the future. Obviously.


But today one of my friends called me to let me know that the present I gave her back in March (a gorgeous, colorful, fun print to hang in her room) is going to be the inspiration behind her bedroom in her new house.

I definitely think that counts as a present she loves. And I'm going to say that I'm one present down, with seven more to go.

Note: The print shown isn't actually what I gave her. But do you like it? Click to the title to check out "Yellow City" by Tony Soulie from art.com.

Taking It Easy

Basically, today, I'm just doing the little things. Things like working toward goal #34. Get at least 24 hours on the Wii. Or #66. Completely finish The Circular Path. Or #78. Listen to all “Stuff You Should Know” podcasts. I even reviewed mon francais avec goal #95. Donate 100,000 grains of rice to freerice.com.

Things that are less likely to get done because they involve a lot of little chunks of time, not just one big action.

So I think I'll I spend my evening Wrecking This Journal, and writing, and listening to Josh and Chuck. Taking it easy to celebrate the end of Hell Week (otherwise referred to as the act of volunteering at a daycare). *Shudder*.

1 Down, 100 More to Go

So, I finally, finally am I to cross off the first goal off my list. And that would be #93 - Reread I Can't Tell You.

No lie; that's the name of the book. Which makes it a bit confusing to talk about. ("What're you reading?" "I Can't Tell You." "Oh, fine then.") But, despite this little snag, it's a great book. Hillary Frank doesn't sugarcoat things. Her characters are completely realistic, and so are her plots. And, though I've read this book before, I liked it even better the second time around. Probably because the first time through I was expecting one of those glossed-over, unrealistic, completely happy endings and was very upset when I didn't get one.

But you know what? I've realized now that life doesn't always work out seamlessly. So why should novels -- because they're fiction?

I'll put up some of my favorite quotes from the book later, and maybe some of you will read it. It's short, easy to follow, and pretty good. I'd definitely recommend it.

Consider goal #93 officially crossed off.

A Day of Fail

So, I set out today hoping to accomplish (or at least progress towards) three different goals (#s 7, 55, 84). And while, yeah, I did something I can't help feeling that I'm getting ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. And that the next 2.75 years are going to be are going to be a big fat fail.

I spent my morning volunteering (read: doing absolutely nothing), did maybe two pages in Wreck This Journal (henceforth referred to as WTJ), and completely forgot about riding bareback when I went to the barn this evening. How wonderfully productive.

It's been very frustrating.

Maybe I'll tie a string around my WTJ and fling it at the wall; and then try harder tomorrow. After all, this only Week 1, Day Five.

French Phrase of the Week #1

Je peux rester dehors jusqu'à quelle heure?

How late can I stay out?

This Sucks

I woke up early in the morning, and was huddled under all my blankets, feeling toasty warm. My room was still dim, and I had just woken up from one of those fuzzy, happy dreams that always leave me in a good mood. I let my eyes close and thought of how cozy I felt and said to myself I could just close my eyes and drift off back to sleep...

And then the alarm went off.

Oh, so it was going to be one of those days.

Not to mention that my carpool came almost forty minutes late, I ended up wearing the wrong shirt, and completely forgot to eat breakfast. All to get, what, three and a half hours closer to crossing off Goal #7?

I spent the day surrounded by children. I mean, I like particular children just fine, but as an entire mass? Children screaming. Children crying. Children who won't talk. Children who won't color. Children who refuse to wear the color orange. Children who demand you sing along to "Old MacDonald" and "She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain."

Good God. I will be very, very happy when I can cross #7 off my list.

Week One, Day Two

So I went to the bookstore last night, as planned, and after stopping at both Borders and Barnes & Noble, I managed to find all three books I was looking for.

Though I was absorbed all last night in Causing A Scene, I picked up Wreck This Journal this morning. Since nine o'clock, I've been elbow-deep in glitter and markers. Sharpie has stained my new manicure, and you know what - I don't even care! Wreck This Journal is the most fun, random, creative thing I've done in a LONG time. I feel like I'm in kindergarten again; and it's a pretty good feeling. My kitchen table is covered in art supplies that I dug out of the bottom of my closet. Who knows how long it's been since they've been used?? All I can say is this: Thanks, Keri Smith!

And So It Begins

So, today is Day One of the 101 in 1001 Project. I figured that the Fourth of July is as good a time as ever to start. This way, I'll have until the end of March 2012 to finish everything up.

I thought I'd start off with some easy stuff. I'm going to Borders tonight to pick up some of the books I'll need (Causing A Scene, #72 and 73; Wreck This Journal, #84; I Can't Tell You, #93). But I'd like to actually have something to show for myself at the end of the day.

And that being the case, I chose to start on #76 - Do 25 things from Keri Smith's List.

I followed her instructions - print out, cut on dotted line, choose random square. I wanted to mix them all up in a hat, but I didn't have a hat. So I grabbed the next best thing I could find - a frying pan - and shuffled them all up (over the stove, of course).

I ended up pulling idea number two: Write a letter to yourself in the future.

Going with the theme of 1,001 days, I decided to write a note to myself to be read on midnight April 1st, 2012 - just after the deadline for these goals. I'll let you read it, but guess what... You're not seeing it until I do - in approximately 1,000.5 days. Until then, we'll just have to see how the rest of my goals go.

Day Zero

Well, here I am at Day Zero. Tomorrow begins the first of one thousand and one days. And what will I spend these next 143 weeks doing? Attempting to complete as much of "the list" as possible. 101 simple tasks... It shouldn't be that hard, should it?

We'll see.